Funny Friday!

These are from actual CV’s:

“Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs.

“I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.”

“Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act and do not come cheap.”

“I intentionally omitted my salary history. I’ve made money and lost money. I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. I prefer being rich.”

“Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as ‘job-hopping’. I have never quit a job.”

“Number of dependents: 40.”

“Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.”

“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” 

“Responsibility makes me nervous.”

“They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn’t work under those conditions.”

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

“Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.”

“My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”

“I procrastinate – especially when the task is unpleasant.”

Serious Bit

Although amusing right now, mistakes such as these can be the reason you may not be asked for an interview! Small mistakes can create big problems. Although we offer a CV vetting service at Asset Resourcing make sure you double check you’re CV for errors or else you may end up on our next CV bloopers page!

Have a great weekend!

Khalid Oukhellou

Lightning strikes twice at London games

Still number one and a key highlight of our home Olympic Games, Usain Bolt blasted his way into the record books after being the first man to successfully defend his 100 and 200 metre titles. The Jamaican legend powered to his second Olympic gold in the 200 metres final in a blistering time of 19.32 seconds. Finger pinned to his mouth as he crossed the finish line, a gesture to silence the doubters who thought the golden thread that runs through his core had started to fray.

The man… the legend… the greatest… the Lightning Bolt!

Facts & figures

Bolt became first man to retain both sprint titles.

95% The fitness level Bolt claimed he was at before the start of the Olympics inLondon.

Bolt holds two of the best three 200m times ever recorded.

12 Hundredths’ of a second that Bolt beat Blake in both the 100 and 200m.

Our Golden Generation

Now on a total of 52 medals, Team GB are flying! Total dedication and talent has led to our medal cabinet glistening with 25 golds across a variety of events and we’re not finished yet! The Londongames have been a great success for our British Talent. The face of the games Jessica Ennis had to display her strength and determination to win gold in the heptathlon. The likes of Mo Farah showing great endurance and drive to win gold in the 10,000 metres and Sir Chris Hoy stormed into the record books when he won his 6th gold medal in the keirin cycling to be crowned asBritain’s greatest Olympian. Team GB have inspired a generation and made our nation proud, theLondon games have made history and created an electric atmosphere that will not be forgotten in years to come. With Team GB doing so well we can rest assured we are a nation of true Olympians.

As you may know, the slogan for this year’s Olympics is: faster, higher, stronger.  This has not only inspired many athletes but has also inspired us as a business.  We act fast to your new vacancies. We aim higher to achieve better results for you across the board with vacancies available, the detail in which we process your application and of course the 360 degree recruitment process. Then of course there is our strong team of consultants who are here to service your every need and work tightly together to create the best results for you!

Hopefully Asset Resourcing can bring you Gold to your trophy cabinet in the form of the perfect candidate. Our testimonies should prove our success in being top of the podium every time.

Khalid Oukhellou

REC Membership

As the country is gripped with Olympic fever and we bask in the glory of the phenomenal exploits of, amongst many, many others Ennis, Hoy, Farah, Rutherford and Wiggins, as mere mortals we can just about begin to comprehend the years of hard work, dedication and commitment to their chosen field that has ended with them sitting on top of the sporting world.

Of course hard work, dedication and commitment aren’t just restricted to athletic achievement. To be recognised as a leader in your field, be it business, politics or artisan cheese making, you have to stand out.

Now there are a number of ways in which that can happen. For some, success is based purely on profit. For others, it’s based on longevity but for Asset Resourcing, we gauge success both on the quality and variety of the service we provide to our clients and candidates and also our standing and reputation in our industry. A reputation we have worked very hard to achieve and most importantly, maintain.

For the £20bn a year recruitment industry and Asset Resourcing in particular, membership of the Recruitment & Employment Confederation (REC) validates what we do on a day-to-day basis and we are proud to abide by the REC Code of Professional Practice. It gives our clients and candidates the assurances they look for to know that we –

  • Commit to practicing the very best standards of principled and professional recruitment
  • Are recognised as a member of a professional body that upholds best practice
  • Provide the best possible service we can to clients and candidates

Who Are The REC?

The Recruitment & Employment Confederation was formed in January 2000 as the result of a merger of two long-established bodies in the recruitment industry – The Federation of Recruitment and Employment Services (FRES) and the Institute of Employment Consultants (IEC).  The reasons for the merger were simple –

  • To provide a single unified, powerful voice was needed to represent the industry in the face of increasing regulation
  • Demand for education and training across all areas of the industry was increasing
  • The expectations and demands of an increasingly complex industry for benefits and services delivered by a body that understood those needs

If you’d like to read a more complete history of the REC and to find out more about why we are so proud to be members, please click here.

As a business, Asset Resourcing holds Corporate Membership. Essentially, this gives us a key advantage when operating in such a competitive industry. In addition to an extensive range of services and benefits, news and information, we know that we (as a business and as an industry) are represented and have a voice at Government and European levels.

As individual members,  directors Ben Sweeting and Michelle Scott demonstrate to peers, clients and candidates that they are dedicated to best practice and results, that they commit to the industry’s Code of Ethics & Professional Conduct and perhaps most importantly that they are serious about their own professional and personal development in the industry.

If that’s not enough to convince you to use Asset Resourcing for all aspects of your recruitment, all our fantastic staff, Supriya, Annie and Will, are REC members so you are guaranteed that whomever you speak to here, you will receive a first-class, friendly and professional response to whatever it is you need.

It goes without saying that members of the REC or not, Asset Resourcing has always offered a value-added, professional service to everyone who comes through our doors, both physically and metaphorically, from SMEs with three staff to global, blue-chip organisations with hundreds of thousands.

That notwithstanding, we love what we do. We can’t describe the buzz of matching client with candidate, the buzz of helping businesses of all sizes get to where they want to be and especially the buzz of knowing that the people we deal with on a daily basis aren’t just case numbers. In many cases they become our friends and are with us for as long as they need us.

They know that they can approach us and talk to us about any aspect of their staffing needs or careers and that we are always available to offer advice and suggestions.

Give us a try. Ask us anything. We can’t promise to give you scholarly advice on the Wave Particle Duality Principle of Quantum Physics (although we’ll give it a darn good try), but we know recruitment.

We hope you enjoy the last few days of the Olympics and we’ll be back in September with another great blog post!

Ben Sweeting & Michelle Scott – Directors, Asset Resourcing

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